>be bald MS Paint guy
>sad eyes, no mouth to speak of
>posted on a German imageboard
"ich weiß dieses Gefühl." He becomes Wojak, the Feels Guy. I know that feel.
this is him
still holding
portfolio −94%
sleep 3h
cigarettes yes
leverage 100x
hope irrational
← he bought here
we're still early
origin
how he got like this>wojak gets a black beanie
>hoodie, stubble, cigarette
>awake at 3am, cold post-punk on loop
The Doomer is born. Nihilistic, tired, twenty-something. Nothing matters and the sun is too bright.
>be me
>find crypto
>100x long at the top
>liquidated in 7 minutes
>mfw
The Crypto Doomer. Same beanie. Wallet: 0.00.
a day in his life
- buys the top. feels something for the first time in weeks.
- liquidated. lights a cigarette. stares at the wall.
- bus to the warehouse. the coin he sold yesterday is up 400%.
- instant ramen. "HODL" in marker on his hand.
- "we're still early." opens the chart again.
it's not a loss— him, holding a coin down 99.8%
if you never sell
the bag
contract addressTBA — pasted here at launch
sit with him.
no moon. no lambo. just the chair, the room and the red light.